Show Me Acres
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Show Me Acres Nudist Resort
Rental Units: Yes
Campsites: Yes
RV Sites: Yes
Pools: 1
Hot Tub: Yes
Hiking Trails: Yes
Show Me Acres Resort Reviews
Show Me Acres Nudist Resort is located in the Lake of the Ozarks area of Missouri, about 2 hours from Kansas City. The resort is situated on 300 acres. Show Me Acres has a pool, hot tub, hiking trails, Volleyball court, a few rental units and more. The spacious clubhouse is air-conditioned with a bar area and dance floor. The attractive and secluded grounds offer a safe environment for your entire family to enjoy nude recreation.
Show Me Acres is open on weekends and holidays only. The resort opens Friday evening at 8:00pm and closes Sunday at 6:00pm
The Show Me Acres is affiliated with AANR which promotes Family Style Nude Recreation. Visit the Show Me Acres Nudist Resort for a weekend or a day to relax without clothes in a secluded and beautiful wooded campground.
"I have not been in a year, but I certainly look forward to returning. This is a place where there are the most friendly group of people you will ever meet. Want to relax? You can. Want to just read? You can. If you like to mingle or play volleyball or converse with someone on almost any subject you will find someone there who is willing. The pool is fantastic. The club-house is like something you have never seen before with inlaid floors which you will marvel over. First timers are made to feel welcome and if you have never been to a nudist setting before, it takes about 5 minutes to feel comfortable. There are professional people, writers and actors, tradesmen and housewives who enjoy relaxing and unwinding at this retreat. I would imagine there have been over a million dollars which have been invested in the amenities alone, not to mention the hundreds of acres there in the beautiful Ozarks to enjoy…. Do I like the place? You bet, and I can’t stress enough how comfortable and relaxed you will feel from the time you arrive until you leave." – Carl from Missouri
"I can’t say enough positive things about Show Me Acres Resort. When you book things online, you have to rely on the information available on the site and online reviews. It lives up to, and exceeds the reviews and site information. Having been to nudist resorts in Florida, Mexico and various nude beaches, you wouldn’t think that you could find a quality nudist resort 2 hours outside Kansas City. What it lacks in a bar and restaurant, it makes up in facilities, location, and warmth. For the owners it is a real act of commitment to quality and naturism. It is not just a business for them, it is away of life. The rooms, campsites, clubhouse, grounds, trails, pool and hot tub show that. The hotel rooms are really nice with a huge shower, well-equipped kitchen and most importantly a comfortable bed. The 300+ acres of woods, streams and trails are beautiful. The trails are great for running, hiking and even mountain biking (where else can you bike in the nude). It is perfect for a weekend get away; pick up some food and drink at Trader Joe’s on your way and create a carefree weekend of sun and fun. It attracts a warm and open group of visitors that will have you laughing and playing volleyball in minutes of hitting the pool. Can’t wait to go back."
– “With Eight” from Kansas